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Posted by claygirlsings on December 13, 2012
Ready for a quiz? Get your No. 2 pencils out!
For a little fun this holiday season, here are some relatively obscure quotes from Christmas movies. Do you know which movies these are from?
I’ll share the correct answers in a separate post.
Brilliant! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism! (more…)
Posted by claygirlsings on December 10, 2012
Did you read yesterday’s post? It was the first half of a big Valentine’s Day date that Tom and I had 14 years ago. When you last left us, we were in the car headed to Manassas, VA, just outside of Washington, D.C. and I was fairly sure Tom would propose at some point in the evening.
What part of this sentence is not realistic: Let’s drive up to D.C. on Valentine’s Day and just randomly pick a restaurant and expect to get a table without having to wait and with no reservations? Have you ever tried to go out for dinner, especially in a big city, on Valentine’s Day? Restaurants are packed that night, and even more so when Feb. 14 falls on a Saturday! It was at this point that I apparently took leave of my senses. Blinded by love, perhaps. I cannot explain it.
What I knew: We arrived (more…)
Posted by claygirlsings on February 14, 2012
“Tom’s going to be late, but you have a package outside your door.”
These words, heard over the phone in a strange male voice, were odd words. Odd because A) it was 8am, not normal package delivery times; and B) Tom is never late.
It was Saturday, Valentine’s Day, 1998. Tom and I had a full day planned: breakfast at a local restaurant, cavern exploring in the Shenandoah Valley, and ending with a dress-up dinner near Washington D.C. I’m a sufficient enough control freak that I liked (more…)
Posted by claygirlsings on February 13, 2012
Proverbs tells us, “A joyful heart is good medicine.”
I’m in the mood to share a few things around the interwebs that have made me laugh lately. I hope you enjoy them, too.
If you find yourself in a pool with a window, what else is there to do but to film yourself doing something funny. @TrippCrosby asked his Twitter followers for suggestions. The resulting video is fantastic, although the author purports that this was in no way planned. You be the judge.
Check out more of Tripp’s work at trippcrosby.com.
Tripp and @TylerStanton partner together on a number of hilarious projects. My all-time favorite is Bowlin’, with Chris Tomlin.
I also like their Things You Can’t Do When You’re Not in a Pool.
And finally, because it came up in conversation yesterday and still makes me laugh out loud, I present Bizkit, the Sleepwalking Dog:
Posted by claygirlsings on February 20, 2011